Body Perks

Artifical nipples sweep USA. OK. Fine. Great. Consumer demand and all that jazz. But could someone please explain the following comment from a happy user?

I love to look sassy and I love to be in charge of my compliments. Thanks to Bodyperks, I can do that.

Paula, 27
St. Paul, MN

"In charge of your compliments." What the fuck does that mean? You actually like men to walk by and go: "Hey! Great nipples!" "Thanks!" "No worries."?


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