WTF is this "optical inch"?

From the Philips Bodygroom web site, the "why men should shave their groin area" -section:

A little pubic topiary doesn't just reduce body odour, make you feel more comfortable and improve the way you look in trunks - it can help you look better in the bedroom too. Trimming back pubic hair is thought to add an extra 'optical inch' to your manhood (which probably explains why nearly half* of all British men have had a go at trimming theirs).

In exactly which way does "optical inch" help - whatever it is that you're doing? The ad agency must've had a blast with this one...

Yeah, it's Wednesday. Obviously.




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"In exactly which way does "optical inch" help - whatever it is that you're doing?"

I think that's for waving your genitals in front of females at the bar. That still is the primary way of finding yourself a partner in most of the cultures.

--erp, 01-Jun-2006


You know, that's exactly what I suggested on an IRC channel, but then the ladies started to question me for the name of the bar.

--JanneJalkanen, 01-Jun-2006


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